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Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy, until flies started buzzing my butt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8866) - you deserved it (32794)

On 03/25/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by BookBabe (woman) - United States (California)

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Maybe you should shower...

#3 - On 03/25/2012 at 2:43pm by kieferr

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You got that mud butt?

#2 - On 03/25/2012 at 2:43pm by Ijas

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