Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy, until flies started buzzing my butt. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8960) - you deserved it (32990)
On 03/25/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by BookBabe (woman) - United States (California)
ohno's life also sucksToday, I found out that when my girlfriend said she gave up sex for lent, it was just…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my…
Maybe you should shower...
#3 - On 03/25/2012 at 2:43pm by kieferr
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You got that mud butt?
#2 - On 03/25/2012 at 2:43pm by Ijas
+338 | 2
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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