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Today, I started a new blog that I've been planning for weeks. So far, the only comments I've received are a dozen spam links, two people correcting my grammar, and a lady telling me I'm going to burn in hell for calling the Pope a noob. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6232) - you deserved it (23940)

On 03/24/2012 at 9:07pm - misc - by SHK519 (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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N00b*

#1 - On 03/24/2012 at 11:49pm by minarae

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Im about as religious as a rock and even I would bust your balls for calling the pope a noob, if youre going to say something to that effect, at least do it eloquently.

#10 - On 03/24/2012 at 11:55pm by wdd2

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