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Today, I witnessed my husband swat a coffee bean over and over again, all the while mistaking it for a fly. I then figured he probably has a lower IQ than I do, which wouldn't be so bad if mine wasn't a few points away from minor retardation. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20469) - you deserved it (5533)

On 03/24/2012 at 7:06pm - misc - by sheilob (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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You two are perfect for each other :)

#1 - On 03/24/2012 at 11:49pm by sydie5

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Is his name leeroy jenkins?

#2 - On 03/24/2012 at 11:55pm by SHAMUS_the_WITTY

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