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Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9935) - you deserved it (22661)

On 03/20/2012 at 3:01pm - misc - by thatswhatsup66 - United States (South Carolina)

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That's when you get up and give the woman a huge hug, twitching and all.

#9 - On 03/20/2012 at 7:38pm by ninjadinos

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Why would that woman say that in he first place, even if you really were mentally handicapped, that's rude of her to say, "Oh my God, that poor girl."

#11 - On 03/20/2012 at 7:39pm by nofearjenshere

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