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Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
Freezing cold sludge? He obviously had that in the freezer waiting for you and had been planning this for a long time.
This will require revenge of epic proportions. If your revenge doesn't involve prostitutes, the mafia, and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, I'll be very disappointed.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016