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Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML

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On 03/20/2012 at 1:46pm - misc - by Niles (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Your dad is evil.

#2 - On 03/20/2012 at 5:35pm by Jeremy_162

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Freezing cold sludge? He obviously had that in the freezer waiting for you and had been planning this for a long time.

This will require revenge of epic proportions. If your revenge doesn't involve prostitutes, the mafia, and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, I'll be very disappointed.

#7 - On 03/20/2012 at 5:37pm by DocBastard

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