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Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML

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Are you still unharmed?

#1 - On 03/20/2012 at 11:12am by zm0nster

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I'm curious, who sneaks out during the day?
If it wasn't during the day, who gardens at night?

#7 - On 03/20/2012 at 11:16am by saysayok

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