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Today, I locked myself out of the house. After hours of ringing the doorbell and calling my roommate, I decided to break the window. When I finally got in, my roommate was waiting with a can of pepper spray. FML

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Wow, your roommate, just wow.

#1 - On 03/18/2012 at 7:20am by Mercury03

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Look on the bright side, now you can guilt trip your room mate into doing stuff for you.

#2 - On 03/18/2012 at 7:20am by deviable

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