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Today, I was on the bus, when the inspector asked to see my ticket. I couldn't find it, and ended up being kicked off the bus while a few of the other passengers jeered at me. I found my ticket on the long walk home, buried in my pocket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14528) - you deserved it (3323)

On 03/16/2012 at 2:41pm - misc - by fuck the fucking cops (man) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

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That really sucks! At least you got some exercise!

#1 - On 03/16/2012 at 8:57pm by jillianmathers12

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that really sucks! Guess you should be more careful with your ticket next time.

#2 - On 03/16/2012 at 8:58pm by DreaminOfMusic

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