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Today, my dad informed me that my prom dress makes me look chubby from the side, gives me "back fat", and that I wouldn't want to go to prom looking like that. I tried to ignore his hurtful comments and tell myself I was beautiful. Then the clasp broke. FML


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On 03/16/2012 at 3:13am - misc - by Winx - United States (Alaska)

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Maybe you should listen to your father's advice for a change instead of categorically ignoring him just because it makes you feel better. He could've just said "DAAAAAMN!" But it sounds more like he was trying to be helpful rather than hurtful.

#1 - On 03/16/2012 at 10:48am by DocBastard

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You just need to get a bigger size, you'll look better in something that fits you properly anyway. It doesn't mean your fat.

#4 - On 03/16/2012 at 10:50am by ifoundalaska

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