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Today, I panicked when I saw a spider on my shoulder from the corner of my eye. It was a birthmark. The same one that has been there for the last 23 years. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9679) - you deserved it (21335)

On 03/16/2012 at 1:54am - misc - by lct722 - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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I wonder how many times you have slapped the shit out of yourself trying to get it off you lol...

#7 - On 03/16/2012 at 7:07am by rememberPOGS

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Haha, why is this in intimacy?

#2 - On 03/16/2012 at 6:58am by Vacant

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