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Today, I gave in and let my friend give me a makeover. She couldn't find my eyelash curler, but decided that if she used scissors lightly, it would work just the same. Needless to say, it did not work. FML


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On 03/16/2012 at 1:11am - misc - by neveragain - Canada (Alberta)

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Next time, just forego the eyelash curling and use some mascara.

#1 - On 03/16/2012 at 6:55am by rattusrattus

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That's really YOUR fault for letting her try that. You should've made her try it on her own eyelashes first.

#6 - On 03/16/2012 at 7:02am by LexSwift

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