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Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20016) - you deserved it (914)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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If that were me in that situation, given the irony, I'd regret absolutely nothing.

#3 - On 03/16/2012 at 12:39am by Mirorbo

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Don't have sex. YOU WILL GET PREGNANT AND DIE!

#7 - On 03/16/2012 at 12:41am by SarcasticUnicorn

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