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Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML
If that were me in that situation, given the irony, I'd regret absolutely nothing.
Don't have sex. YOU WILL GET PREGNANT AND DIE!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 July 2015