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Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6949) - you deserved it (30723)

On 03/15/2012 at 1:49pm - misc - by StinkyandStupid - United States

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Another casualty of panic.

#1 - On 03/15/2012 at 5:59pm by TorturedXeno

See in context

"hello?"
"awh what's that smell?!?!?"

click.

#9 - On 03/15/2012 at 6:03pm by Gothicbunnyx3

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