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Today, my husband started getting frisky, but I wasn't in the mood, so I said I'd just like to cuddle and talk. He decided a good topic of conversation was whether or not it would be physically possible to smoke my grandma's ashes from the cremation urn. FML

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That's quite disturbing. Poor grandma.

#2 - On 03/15/2012 at 12:03am by ohjessica

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His next question: "would it get me high?"

#6 - On 03/15/2012 at 12:08am by cessily

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