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Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22484) - you deserved it (12952)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

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Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML

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Don't be silly wrap your willy!

#2 - On 03/14/2012 at 11:09am by brokenangelexy

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I want to know if this is just your cute way of writing, or if she's really too dumb to realize that she's pregnant.

#8 - On 03/14/2012 at 11:11am by tencentsakiss

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