Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21358) - you deserved it (14362)
On 03/14/2012 at 3:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, a Russian guy came up to me on the train and informed me that I look exactly like…
Major3 also deserved itToday, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML
That should tell you something
#1 - On 03/14/2012 at 6:40am by heyhihello95
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+164 | 10
Makes me wonder how you passed the driving test..
#2 - On 03/14/2012 at 6:43am by peachesncreem
+133 | 21
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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