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Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6582) - you deserved it (27125)

On 03/13/2012 at 11:22pm - misc - by Emma Five (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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YDI for being mean and insulting the elderly

#1 - On 03/14/2012 at 12:25am by dabomb1463

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I think it's safe to say you proved your point.

#2 - On 03/14/2012 at 12:25am by FMLshark

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