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Today, I woke up sweating and gasping for air after having a terrible nightmare. The nightmare involved my deceased mother-in-law bitching me out for being a bad influence on her daughter and threatening to cut my nuts off. Even in death, she won't leave me be. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18954) - you deserved it (1495)

On 03/13/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by lanu (man) - United States

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I think you need Sam and Dean Winchester to get rid of this spirit.

#2 - On 03/13/2012 at 2:10pm by Razzle_Dazzle_5

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Thats nuts! Haha mother in law IS an anagram of "woman hitler" for a reason. You might want to talk to someone about that. FYL, I'm sorry OP :(

#1 - On 03/13/2012 at 2:09pm by lrgenesis

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