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Today, while DJing at a jumpin' wedding reception, my speaker system conked out. I hadn't brought any backup equipment, and 500 guests had the unfortunate luxury of dancing to the sounds of a portable CD player someone brought in from their car. FML

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Jumpin' wedding? What is that?

#1 - On 03/11/2012 at 7:14am by evaki1

See in context

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I should call you if my ex decides to get married.

#8 - On 03/11/2012 at 7:26am by somewizdom

See in context

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