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Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9989) - you deserved it (145233)

On 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm - misc - by Major3 (man) - United States (Illinois)

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YDI. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

Hope she leaves your ass.

#1 - On 03/11/2012 at 4:51am by miz_kamakazi

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There is a special place in hell for people like you. I'm ashamed to be of the same species as pigs like you.

#3 - On 03/11/2012 at 4:53am by AkshaySauce

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