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Today.. . I Angrily Tweetd About Having Fruitlessly Serechd Fir Over An Hour Fir Mah Car Keys . Minutes Later.. . Some Guy Told Me To Check Beneath The "stack Of Skid-markd Underwear" On Mah Bedroom Floor . I'm Not Sure If It Was A Lucky Guess.. . Or If I Should Start Carrying Mace . Mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23582) - you deserved it (5761)

On 03/09/2012 at 9:09pm - misc - by skid kid (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Or just start washing your undies ^.^

#1 - On 03/10/2012 at 12:23am by kirtpar

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Yeah, I'd probably start carrying around a mace. And a bat. And a gun.


.... and a rape whistle.

#2 - On 03/10/2012 at 12:23am by Yellow_Fish79

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