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Today, I angrily tweeted about having fruitlessly searched for over an hour for my car keys. Minutes later, some guy told me to check beneath the "stack of skid-marked underwear" on my bedroom floor. I'm not sure if it was a lucky guess, or if I should start carrying mace. FML
Yeah, I'd probably start carrying around a mace. And a bat. And a gun.
.... and a rape whistle.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 22 July 2014