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Today, I was given a bottle of vitamins that are supposed to help your memory. I forgot them at home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16856) - you deserved it (2783)

On 03/09/2012 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

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It's normal to.. Wait what's that word?

#2 - On 03/09/2012 at 12:46pm by steadycreepin

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I always forget my vitamins except for the dinosaur shaped ones.

#14 - On 03/09/2012 at 12:53pm by kamikrazy

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