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Today, I was boarding a plane and a woman's bag started to fall. In the spur of the moment I thrust my arm up to catch it. I didn't catch the bag, but I did catch her boob. I had to sit next to her for the rest of the flight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21912) - you deserved it (2426)

On 03/08/2012 at 11:45pm - misc - by babymine - United States (Michigan)

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if she drops her bag again.. you know why. lol

#9 - On 03/09/2012 at 2:48am by jammy_side_up

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At least it wasn't a total loss...right?

#3 - On 03/09/2012 at 2:43am by jtthegr8

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