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Today, I had to ask my mum not to meditate while driving. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22346) - you deserved it (1988)

On 03/04/2012 at 7:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

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At least she wasn't playing with herself under the cover of her sweater
*waits for senior FML users to get the reference*

#4 - On 03/05/2012 at 2:56am by Idonebeenhad

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All she was trying to do was stay calm, traffic can be nerve racking! On the other hand, she probably should find another way to soothe herself.

#1 - On 03/05/2012 at 2:53am by ByronJess

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