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Today, while making my daily offering of turd to the porcelain throne, I took out my phone and started playing a game. I suddenly felt a tickling sensation on my leg, and I freaked out as I saw hundreds of ants had emerged from behind the toilet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29368) - you deserved it (3867)

On 03/04/2012 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

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Daily offering of turd? Hahaha. Sorry, but that made my day.

#2 - On 03/04/2012 at 7:20pm by Sarah_moustache

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They were coming to collect the offering.

#4 - On 03/04/2012 at 7:22pm by aFreedom127

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