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Today, I ordered Chinese food. As I approached the restaurant to pick it up, I took out my keys and tried to unlock the front door. By the time I realized my mistake, everyone inside the restaurant had noticed and started laughing at me. FML

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Sum Ting Wong?

#4 - On 02/27/2012 at 8:05pm by ElainaCutsYou

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wow, everyone in the restaurant must adoor you now.

#9 - On 02/27/2012 at 8:09pm by gonad_gobbler

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