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Today, I came back from a holiday and the friend who'd been looking after my cats returned my spare key. When I wanted to put some relaxing music on, I noticed that he'd switched most of my CDs around in their cases. I have over a thousand of them. Very funny, thanks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6243) - you deserved it (2715)

On 02/23/2012 at 6:52pm - misc - by Veryfunny (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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