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Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML


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On 02/22/2012 at 10:53am - misc - by Whoopsie - United States

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For some reason when I read 'flying' I imagined flying like superman not tripping. That changes everything

#6 - On 02/22/2012 at 12:54pm by grahambertus

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To be honest my legs are pretty fucking long. I have a hard time not tripping anyone since I have to stretch em out.

But dam even being short does the job? Wow.

#9 - On 02/22/2012 at 12:56pm by crimsonprodigy

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