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Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML
For some reason when I read 'flying' I imagined flying like superman not tripping. That changes everything
To be honest my legs are pretty fucking long. I have a hard time not tripping anyone since I have to stretch em out.
But dam even being short does the job? Wow.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 22 May 2015