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Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet and my wife. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36873) - you deserved it (3751)

On 02/16/2012 at 11:26am - misc - by mypoolisstilldirty (man) - Australia

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does he wear a speedo?

#2 - On 02/16/2012 at 12:52pm by sunflower226

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this is why watching porn is educating. everyone knows the pool boy always gets some.

#13 - On 02/16/2012 at 12:56pm by Brannie

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