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Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to take a dump out of a second-story window is a very bad idea. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5565) - you deserved it (35765)

On 02/13/2012 at 9:55pm - misc - by michael (man) - United States

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You're just full of shitty ideas aren't you, OP?

#2 - On 02/14/2012 at 3:01am by LaColombianita

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Guessing that isn't the best idea in the world, OP. Next time, stick with regular toilets, especially when drunk.

#1 - On 02/14/2012 at 3:01am by LookOnBrightSide

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