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Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36823) - you deserved it (7381)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:23am - misc - by dragonmirado (woman) - China

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You'd think that you'd know that he had several screws loose before marrying him. You kind of deserve it, but also FYL

#2 - On 01/25/2012 at 6:08am by Thisismypchere

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He's a keeper!

#1 - On 01/25/2012 at 6:07am by rocker_chick105

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