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Today, I went to get a nice, relaxing hot stone massage. Instead I got second degree burns on my legs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24479) - you deserved it (3525)

On 01/21/2012 at 9:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Lawsuit!

#3 - On 01/21/2012 at 1:47pm by iseyixes

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Look on the bright side could be third degree burns

#5 - On 01/21/2012 at 1:49pm by mattclark

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