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Today, while riding back from a weekend away with my boyfriend, we crashed his motorbike, resulting in us getting thrown over a barbed wire fence into a forest. I woke up in hospital. Apparently, in his adrenaline rush, he climbed back on his bike and continued his trip, forgetting all about me. FML


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On 01/21/2012 at 6:59am - misc - by superficialheart - China

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What a douche, dump his ass.

#5 - On 01/21/2012 at 10:16am by Gunplay

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He didn't forget you. He CHOSE to forget you. Big difference.

#13 - On 01/21/2012 at 10:21am by DocBastard

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