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Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML


I agree, your life sucks (43157) - you deserved it (4163) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/19/2012 at 4:59pm - misc - by elite -

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Let's see how many ignorant comments THIS acne related FML can gather.

#1 - On 01/19/2012 at 6:25pm by ShroomsOnAcid

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You should go to the principal or the dean or something. That's very disrespectful and unprofessional. The teacher should know better than to say something like that. At least make sure you parent(s)/guardian(s) know.

#4 - On 01/19/2012 at 6:45pm by Rick_S

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