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Today, I blushed when a fortune cookie said "You have the attitude of a winner." My self esteem is so low. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22685) - you deserved it (4230)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:41pm - misc - by FML - United States (Texas)

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Not everyone can be a winner. Feel honored.

#1 - On 01/18/2012 at 6:27pm by Outsider_77

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Buy a lifetime supply of fortune cookies, so whenever you're feeling sad, you get a compliment and a cookie c:

#8 - On 01/18/2012 at 6:31pm by Glitterhinoceros

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