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Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27573) - you deserved it (4669)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:02pm - misc - by terrified - United States

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I'm a cashier and this 35 year old man (he made me guess his age) was like "how old are you?" and when I said "18" he said "old enough." So I feel your pain.

#7 - On 01/18/2012 at 4:15pm by WCARlover

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Thanks for getting my hopes up for nothing! *forever alone*

#3 - On 01/18/2012 at 4:14pm by HahaYDI

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