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Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41083) - you deserved it (9742)

On 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Cuff her and play out what she said

#4 - On 01/17/2012 at 3:05am by HollowSanctuary

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Maybe she just wanted to have sex with you and this is her way of saying it

#5 - On 01/17/2012 at 3:05am by HughGass

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