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Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML


I agree, your life sucks (22222) - you deserved it (13260)

On 01/16/2012 at 3:19am - misc - by appropriatepolice - United States (Illinois)

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Is it her house? Too bad for you.

Your house? She did wipe your ass for you when you could and all those hard times in school.

Let mom have her fun.

#4 - On 01/16/2012 at 10:11am by HiddenMonkey

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At least she isn't naked

#3 - On 01/16/2012 at 10:11am by zephyrum

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