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Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22053) - you deserved it (3784)

On 01/14/2012 at 8:24pm - misc - by 2gewd4u - United States (Texas)

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Sorry, but you're wrong. She was using the Force to get you to come in and bring her the toilet paper, and it worked. Watch your back.

#4 - On 01/15/2012 at 3:36am by DocBastard

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The force is strong with this one

#1 - On 01/15/2012 at 3:33am by farnsworth

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