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Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24273) - you deserved it (11894)

On 01/14/2012 at 11:14am - misc - by Julez - United States (Texas)

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Well congrats. As long as Paul blart didn't chase you down

#2 - On 01/14/2012 at 1:59pm by ajay96

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Hey at least you dropped two pant sizes(:

#5 - On 01/14/2012 at 2:00pm by nutella830

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