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Today, I was planning to start my fitness regime and lose weight, using the bike that had been lying unused in my garden for the past six months. Tonight, the bike was stolen from my garden. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20631) - you deserved it (5497)

On 01/14/2012 at 2:51am - misc - by baby shak - United States

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Chase the thief...it will be good exercise.

#2 - On 01/14/2012 at 6:10am by aFreedom127

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Fucking garden gnomes. Always causing mischief.

#4 - On 01/14/2012 at 6:11am by Buttsexpirate

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