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Today, I wolf whistled at a girl. I soon realized this wasn't the best idea I've had, as not only did she give me a look of complete and utter disgust, she also sent a very big man running in my direction. FML

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Step 1) Be an asshole
Step 2) Get your ass kicked

Nice job.

#1 - On 01/08/2012 at 3:11am by boating_guy

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dumb ass "red foreman voice"

#2 - On 01/08/2012 at 3:11am by kimmiekimmiekong

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