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Today, my blanket got caught on my nose ring and it took my boyfriend over an hour to get it free. Afterwards, he admitted he was trying not to laugh because it reminded him of a bullfight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8742) - you deserved it (18544)

On 01/06/2012 at 3:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - Mexico (Zacatecas)

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It took you both a whole hour to get it untangled?

#1 - On 01/06/2012 at 6:42pm by dan13mey

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At least he helped you

#3 - On 01/06/2012 at 6:46pm by WCARlover

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