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Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35562) - you deserved it (3493)

On 01/05/2012 at 11:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

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How dare you not fix it in those ten minutes? That's painfully irresponsible of you.

#9 - On 01/06/2012 at 2:49am by Grimmerie

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Fuk da police, sorry I had to say that but Fyl too OP

#1 - On 01/06/2012 at 2:43am by gamercanadian

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