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Today, I came to the conclusion that I was right about thinking how much it would hurt to hit your head on a door-frame, stub your toe on a stone table leg, and then trip over your cat, who won't take it well and will probably claw your recently stubbed toe. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20724) - you deserved it (3416)

On 12/30/2011 at 2:13am - misc - by 3peeps - United States

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Was the cat ok?

#2 - On 12/30/2011 at 9:57am by rocker_chick105

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That sounds like a purrty painful situation. I'm not kittin..

#8 - On 12/30/2011 at 10:00am by SnigglePoop

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