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Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML

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#1 - On 12/30/2011 at 2:33am by maddiecat

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So you managed to search the ground and find a spoon but not your own pocket for a key?

#17 - On 12/30/2011 at 2:41am by Airman1988

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