Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML

by Anonymous / 12/29/2011 at 10:07pm / China / Miscellaneous

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  • Moron

    #1 - On 12/30/2011 at 2:33am by maddiecat

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  • Checking your pockets for keys before you break a window usually works.
    But that's just me.

    #8 - On 12/30/2011 at 2:36am by NippsSlipps

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