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Today, my racist grandmother was complaining that the new nurse at her nursing home is a black woman. I casually asked, "Is she cute?" I'm now out of the will. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23141) - you deserved it (4931)

On 12/29/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by Snurkles McGree (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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