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Today, in the spirit of Christmas, I let a spider live in my room. I normally kill them, because I'm scared of waking up with one on my face. I woke up with it on my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29540) - you deserved it (21193)

On 12/28/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

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He was just coming back to thank you for saving him. Now give spider bro a hug.

#2 - On 12/28/2011 at 4:22pm by puppypuncher

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Why wouldn't you just put it outside and not kill it, you didn't HAVE to let it live in your room.

#6 - On 12/28/2011 at 4:23pm by Glitterhinoceros

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