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Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8785) - you deserved it (26656)

On 12/28/2011 at 10:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

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"i know you wanna come home with me and hit this. here hold my cup--

*blahghhhhgahahga*

ya you wanna hit this."

#7 - On 12/28/2011 at 12:50pm by flockz

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First impressions are lasting.

#4 - On 12/28/2011 at 12:50pm by mom2pen

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