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Today, while cuddling, my boyfriend excused himself to get a napkin. When he came back, he nervously admitted he'd got a booger in my hair. He then couldn't get it completely out. FML

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On 12/27/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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At least he admitted it?

#1 - On 12/28/2011 at 2:47am by hatersgunnahat

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Honesty is the best policy...somewhat. Just wash your hair and scrub it good.

#5 - On 12/28/2011 at 2:49am by Rddvl

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